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hoodies
Lay Pipe Hoodie
Lay Pipe Hoodie
Washed Black
$58
Heavy fleece for crews who can keep a straight face around conduit, culvert, and HR.
SMLXL2XL3XL
Front chest mark with large back graphicadult double entendre
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Dirty jobsite gear
Adult contractor humor for dirty crews, hard-hat comedians, and anyone who has ever made pipe jokes before lunch.
New Drop
shirts
Trench Daddy Tee
Trench Daddy Tee
Clay Brown
$29
Soft shop tee with enough dirt energy to make a safety meeting uncomfortable.
SMLXL2XL
Oversized back printdirty contractor humor
5 Pack
stickers
Pipe Slayer Sticker Pack
Pipe Slayer Sticker Pack
Mixed Vinyl
$12
Weatherproof vinyl stickers for buckets, hard hats, toolboxes, and other poor choices.
One Size
Die-cut matte vinyladult jobsite jokes
Crew Favorite
shirts
Bore Baby Bore Long Sleeve
Bore Baby Bore Long Sleeve
Safety Orange
$36
For directional drillers, utility crews, and anyone who knows the bit is not the joke.
SMLXL2XL3XL
Sleeve hit with chest graphictrade-specific innuendo
Single
stickers
Backfill Booty Call Sticker
Backfill Booty Call Sticker
White Vinyl
$5
A small, dumb, extremely durable reminder that the hole always needs filled back in.
One Size
3 inch die-cut vinyladult sticker gag
Core
shirts
Dirty Hands Clean Money Tee
Dirty Hands Clean Money Tee
Oil Black
$28
Less filthy than the rest, but still built for the people who make the mess pay.
SMLXL2XL3XL
Left chest and back printworkwear attitude
Limited
hoodies
Coupling Season Hoodie
Coupling Season Hoodie
Concrete Gray
$62
A cold-weather hoodie for anyone who has ever explained fittings with a grin.
MLXL2XL
Puff ink chest printadult trade pun
Sheet
stickers
Mud-Link Sticker Sheet
Mud-Link Sticker Sheet
Assorted
$16
A full sheet of jobsite trash talk, mud marks, warning labels, and questionable wisdom.
One Size
8.5 by 11 inch vinyl sheetmixed humor
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